Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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