White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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