I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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