is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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