it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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