id be glad to
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
