Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
