the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
even my farts smell like vagina
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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