Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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