Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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