and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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