Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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