This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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