Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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