quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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