You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My vagina just clenched in fear
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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