I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
