My Higher Power is John Stamos
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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