I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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