Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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