Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
