i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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