I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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