You're my little dorito
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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