do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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