he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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