So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
