Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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