Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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