so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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