How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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