Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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