I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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