You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
