when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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