I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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