I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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