why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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