Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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