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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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