Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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