why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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