Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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