Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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