I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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