just come out here and I will go home with you...
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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