We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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