the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wish you could order shots online.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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