So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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