She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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