This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I need a beard to bite.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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