I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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