so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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