Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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