you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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