Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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