I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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